{"product_id":"dont-get-blood-in-my-house-paperback","title":"Don't get Blood in my House - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMatthew King\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour killers meet at a dinner party, but what do they find? Friends? Murder?! LOVE?! This horror-themed romantic comedy reveals relatable killers with loveable quirks whose amusing banter is playful and thought-provoking. Tackling issues like gender identity, discrimination, and feminism, each peek into their minds will show why killers are people too. Delightfully absurd and unfiltered personalities shine bright in this dark and heartfelt story about life, its struggles, and making the best of a spooky night. So what's stopping you? Four killers? I'm sure they're delightfully pleasant people, you might even fall in love. Just don't fall six feet under.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 276\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.58 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 08, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49256926904577,"sku":"9798999822901","price":31.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/1677\/6705\/files\/d728gEXfSY9798999822901.webp?v=1781403836","url":"https:\/\/www.gotham-library.com\/products\/dont-get-blood-in-my-house-paperback","provider":"Gotham Library","version":"1.0","type":"link"}